So you know


-if you insult my cat you will be dropped faster than a white boy who thinks he’s high-


Dear School,


School, you have been as relaxing as a snail trying to cross a 6 lane highway with a turn lane, two right lanes, two left lanes, and an air plain strip down the middle, when attemptingĀ  to do the Pythagorean theorem on a timed test when you can’t even get out of the way in time before your hit by a car or plane cause at this point you don’t even know what you got hit by.